Music Video: Too $hort - Freaky Tales ft. Snoop Dogg

Lyrics to Freaky Tales by Too $hort ft. Snoop Dogg

[Too $hort]
These are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
These are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
I met this girl, her name was Joan
She loved the way I rocked on the microphone
When I met Joan, I took her home
She was just like a doggie all on my bone

[Snoop Dogg]
I met another girl, her name was Ann
All she wanted was to freak with a man
When I met Ann, I shook her hand
We ended up freakin' by a garbage can

[Too $hort]
The next young freak, I met was Red
I took her to my house and she gave me head
She like blowin ****s, is all she said
We jumped in the sheets and we broke my bed

[Snoop Dogg]
There's another girl, her name is Sherry
You talk about sex and the girl acts scary
I heard she was freakin from my big brother Jerry
Took her to my crib and I popped that cherry

[Too $hort]
Young and tender, sweet Denise
Get her in the bed and the girl's a beast
I tell you homeboy if you get a piece
She'll only start talkin bout signin a lease

[Snoop Dogg]
I met a young tender, her name is Lori
An X-Rated movie wouldn't tell her story
She had a twin sister, her name was Lisa
And just like Lori she's a real **** pleaser

[Too $hort]
My girlfriend's name, was Michelle
Her booty was bigger than the tail on a whale
When I freaked Michelle, I freaked her well
Her **** got hotter than the flames of Hell

[Snoop Dogg]
I G'd this girl, her name was Tammi
I didn't wanna do it cause the bitch was flammy
She had a best friend, her name was Janet
I pulled her to the side and I spit that game

[Too $hort]
I met a lot of freaks in my lifespan
I freaked one night, with this girl named Pam
The very next day, I saw her with her man
One week passed, and I was in her again

[Snoop Dogg]
She's like another freak, named Renee
You get her all alone and she'll make your day
Like Burger King, she knows the play
and with a freak like Renee you can Have It Your Way

These are the tales, the freaky tales...
These are the tales that I tell so well...
These are the tales, the freaky tales...
These are the tales that I tell so well...