Music Video: Eminem - We Made You Live

Lyrics to We Made You by Eminem

Guess who..
You missed me?
Jessica Simpson, sing the chorus!

When you walked through the door, it was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You're a... rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Playa... Who can really blame you? (who can really blame you?)
We're the ones who made you

(Clears throat)
Back by popular demand
Now pop a little Zantac for antacid if you can
You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How does it feel? Is it fantastic, is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady, man, no, don't massacre the fans
Damn, I think Kim Kardashian's a man!
She stomped him, just cause he asked to put his hands
On her massive gluteus maximus again
Squeeze it then squish it, and pass it to her friend
Can he come back as nasty as he can?
Yes, he can, can, don't ask me this again
He does not mean to lesbian offend
But Lindsay, please come back to seeing men
Samantha's a two, you're practically a ten
I know you want me girl, in fact, I see a grin
Now come in girl.

When you walked through the door, it was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You're a... rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Playa... Who can really blame you? (who can really blame you?)
We're the ones who made you

The enforcer, looking for more women to torture
Walk up to the cutest girl and charlie horse her
Sorry Portia, but what's Ellen DeGeneres
Have that I don't? Are you telling me tenderness?
Well I can be as gentle and smooth as a gentlemen
Gimme my Ventolin inhaler and two Xenadrine
And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nail her, baby say "hello to my little friend!"
Brit forget K-Fed, lets cut off the middle-men
Forget him or you're gonna end up in the hospital again
And this time it won't be for the Ritalin binge
Forget them other men, girl pay the middle attention
And little did I mention, that Jennifer's in
Love with me, John Mayer, so sit on the bench
Man I swear them other guys you give them an inch
They take a mile, they got style, but it isn't Slim

When you walked through the door, it was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore, who they came to see. (who they came to see)
You're a... rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Playa... Who can really blame you? (who can really blame you?)
We're the ones who made you

And that's why, my love, you'll never live without
I know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out
And baby, you know, you know you want me too
Don't try to deny it baby, I'm the only one for you

(Farts)
Damn girl, I'm beginning to sprout an alfalfa
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out?
You think that's bad, you should hear the rest of my album
Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia
Man Cash, I don't mean to mess with your gal but
Jessica Alba put her breast in my mouth bro
Wowzers, I just made a mess in my trousers
And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis
Lord help us, he's back in his pink Alf shirt
Looking like someone shrinked his outfit
I think he bout' to flip, Jessica
Rest assured Superman's here to rescue ya
Can you blame me? You're my Amy, I'm your Blake
Matter fact, bake me a birthday cake
With a saw blade in it to make my jail break
Baby I think you just met your soul mate
Now break it down girl.

When you walked through the door, it was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore, who they came to see. (who they came to see)
You're a... rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Playa... Who can really blame you? (who can really blame you?)
We're the ones who made you

So baby baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down

Oh Amy, rehab never looked so good!
I can't wait, I'm going back! (Laugh)
Wooo!
Dr. Dre, two thousand and twenty!
Yeah.