Music Video: Ludacris - Ludacrismas

Lyrics to Ludacrismas by Ludacris

[bells ringing]

ho ho hoo
merry christmas!

[Ludacris laughing]

[chorus]
here comes santa clause
here comes santa clause
right down santa clause lane
all his raindeer
all his raindeer
pullin' on the reins
bells are ringing
children singing
bells are ringing
children si.. b-bells are b-bells are ringing
children singing
santa clause comes to town

[Ludacris verse 1]
yeah
i tell 'em all i want for chistmas is two gold front teeth
and ten carat diamonds on a fat gold wreath
that i could wear around ma neck
get money in respect
tell santa claus to bring a ten million dollar cheque
so i could spread a lil' cheer
fly a couple leers
eat a lil' chicken
drink a couple beers
kick back and just chill
like a player would do
remix all the christmas carols
then i play em for you
luda
turn it up until i wake up all the neighbours
they say that i'm a nuisance
but i say they all some haters
just because i'm poor they always callin' me a faker
and cause my christmas tree decorated in toilet paper
but little do they know
they bout to see a show
cause when they come up out the house
i'm gonna blast 'em with some snow
frosty's never seen
nothin quite like this
and st. nick's never seen
nothing quite like 'cris
so um...

[chorus]
here comes santa clause
here comes santa clause
right down santa clause lane
all his raindeer
a-all his raindeer
pullin' on the reins
bells are ringing
children singing
bells are ringing
children si.. b-bells are b-bells are ringing
children singing
santa clause comes to town

[Ludacris verse 2]
yeah...
chestnuts roastin' on the fire in the hill

down below we firin' up the barbeque grills
ice skatin in the drive way
imma do it my way
eggnogs got daddy swirvin' on the highway
chains on the tires
ice up on the window
10 degress fahrenheit
freezing as the wind blow
help me take my boots off
and my snow suit off
get up in the house
and my nose is redder than rudolph's
i think i need some help
with the buckle on my belt
and if santa doesn't show
i want his cookies and his milk
tell him i need a jacket
new jordans and a x box
new suits for church
and a couple pairs of dress socks
stuff my stockin' with jolly ranchers and candy canes
invite my aunties and uncles
lets do the family thing
meanwhile i'm hopin' santa got my wishlist
so i could wake up to a very merry christmas

[chorus]
here comes santa clause
here comes santa clause
right down santa clause lane
all his raindeer
a-all his raindeer
pullin' on the reins
bells are ringing
children singing
bells are ringing
children si.. b-bells are b-bells are ringing
children singing
santa clause comes to town

[Ludacris verse 3]
oh yeah
i hear the sleigh bells ringing and the jingle bells rock
santa never seen the jingle bells on my block
i hear he's makin that list
chekin the thing twice
i guess it's prolly cause i been naughty not nice
but imma straighten up my act
get up on track
make a couple bucks and buy mama a catillac
and then maybe santa clause will come around my way
so all the kids on my block can look up and say
hey!

[chorus]
here comes santa clause
here comes santa clause
right down santa clause lane
all his raindeer
a-all his raindeer
pullin' on the reins
bells are ringing
children singing
bells are ringing
children si.. b-bells are b-bells are ringing
children singing
santa clause comes to town

[fade out]