Music Video: Steel Panther - Community Property

Lyrics to Community Property by Steel Panther

I would give you the stars in the sky
But they're too far away
If you were a hooker you'd know
I'd be happy to pay

If suddenly you were a guy
I'd be suddenly gay

'Cause my heart belongs to you
My lofe is pure and true
My heart belongs to you
But my cock is community property

You're the only girl I like to screw
When I'm not on the road
When I come home dinner's made
And the front loawn is mowed

I kiss your mouth
Even after you'd swallow my love

'Cause my heart belongs to you
There ain't nothing I wouldn't do for you
My heart belongs to you
But my cock is community property

I wanna make it clear
For you to taint it
My ****'s of free spirit
And you can't restrain it
No you just can't chain it down

I love you so much it hurts
From my head to my feet
I think of you when I can't help
But fall to my knees
I see your face everytime
That I go out and cheat

'Cause my heart belongs to you
There ain't nothing I wouldn't do
My heart belongs to you
But my dong is community property
Yeah yeah yeah

No no (community property)
Oh no no (community property)
No ohnooo
Community property