Music Video: Luke Bryan - Take My Drunk Ass Home

Lyrics to Take My Drunk Ass Home by Luke Bryan

[Chorus]
It's time to take my drunk ass home
I drank all the whiskey
And my money's all gone
Hit on all the girls
Sang every song
It's time to take my drunk ass home

Well, I worked all week so I could come here
Have a good time and an ice cold beer
But one turned to ten and ten turned to twenty
And twenty plus and empty bottle's too damn many

[Chorus]
It's time to take my drunk ass home
I drank all the whiskey
And my money's all gone
Hit on all the girls
Sang every song
It's time to take my drunk ass home

Well it seems that I've misplaced my shirt
I can't find my keys for all this parking lot dirt
My fall back plan has done got sad
Cause my ex-girlfriend ain't lookin' half bad

[Chorus]
It's time to take my drunk ass home
I drank all the whiskey
And my money's all gone
Hit on all the girls
Sang every song
It's time to take my drunk ass home

I sucker punched my best friend
And the bouncer head locked me, onstage with the band
I look like hell
I feel like shit
I think it's time I call it quits

[Chorus]
It's time to take my drunk ass home
I drank all the whiskey
And my money's all gone
Hit on all the girls
Sang every song
It's time to take my drunk ass home

It's time to take my drunk ass home
I twisted up my ankle
Can't find my cell phone
Yeah my lip's all busted
And my bus is gone
It's time to take my drunk ass home

If ya'll agree
Then sing along
It's time to take my drunk ass home