Music Video: Eminem - Hello / Insane Live

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Lyrics to Hello / Insane by Eminem

Allow me to introduce myself
My name is...(Shady)
It's so nice to meet you
It's been a long time
I'm sorry I've been away so long
My name is...(Shady)
I never meant to leave you

[Verse 1]
You see that chick in the gym checking me out?
Any second i'm bout to stick her neck in my mouth
I lose a pill and I'm recklessly wrecking the house
That was supposed to be breakfast where the heck is it now?
There's the necklace I lost, clingin' to Stephanie's blouse
Man I should check to see if my mom left any out
Nope! Guess I'll reroute
Maybe somewhere in the depths of the couch
Oh, Jackpot, yeah
Open Sesame mouth!
Down the hatch, and the feeling you can't match it
A rat tap tap on your door with the damn ratchet
Attack tack tack-ing a whore with a damn hatchet
A knapsack packed with like 40 some Xanax's
Shortly come back I'm tryin a' score me some lap dances
I'm bout to relapse, so baby pour me some Jack Daniels
Forumla 44D and 40's with bad capsules
The bad apple spoils the bunch
I'm back at cha

I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do was to just say Hello!
And are you menstruating baby
My lil friend's waiting to say hello
The way your titties are wiggling
And your booty is shaking like jello
I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do was to just say Hello!


I was born with a **** in my brain yeah ****ed in the head,
my stepfather said that I sucked in the bed,
till one night he snuck in and said, "we're going out back- I want my **** sucked in the shed",
can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?,
"After I **** you in the butt get some head,
bust a nut get some rest",
the next day my mother said "I don't know what the ****s up with this kid,
the bastard won't even eat nothin he's fed,
he just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead",
"Debbie don't let that ****er get you upset,
go in there stick a ****in' cigarette to his neck,
I bet you he's faking it, I'll bet you I'll bet,
he probably just wants to see how upset you would get,
I'll go handle this of course unless you object?"
"Aw go **** his brains out if any's left in his head"

If you could count the skeletons in my closet,
under my bed and up under my faucet,
then you would know I completely lost it,
is he nuts? NO, he's insane,
If you could count the skeletons in my closet,
then you would know I completely lost it,
is he nuts? NO, he's insane.

Verse 2
Did you get him? Naw the ****er tried to bite my face off,
I just got ****in' chased off with a chainsaw,
then he took the chainsaw bit the ****in' blades off,
ate the blades stuck a baseball in a slangshot,
then he aimed at his own face let the thang pop,
took his eye out picked it up and played pang-pong,
then he played pang-pong with his own dang dong,
that mother****er's got nuts like Kang Kong,
then he set the lawnmower out on the dang lawn,
and he laid all up underneath it with the thang on,
then he took his pants he took every ****ing thang off,
everythang 'cept his tank to and his training bra,
ain't he raw? Yeah, maniac that's Shady dog man that mother****er's gangsta, ain't he dog?,
Shady dog what be goin' through that ****in' brain of yours?,
say no more, what the **** you waitin' for sang along,


Verse 3
Don't you know what feltch means? Yeah- well then tell me,
would you rather get fetched or the feltching?,
**** 'em in the ass suck the come out while you're belching,
(burp) burp belch and go back for a second helping,
can you dig what I', sayin' man can you smell me?,
I want you to feel me like my stepfather felt me,
**** a little puppy kick the puppy while he's yelping,
Shady what the **** you saying? I don't know help me,
what the ****s happening? I think I'm ****ing melting,
"Marshall I just love you boy I care about your well being",
No dad I said no, I don't need no help peeing, I'm a big boy I can do it by myself see,
I only get naked when the babysitter tells me,
she showed me a movie like "Nightmare on Elm Street",
but it was X and they called it "Pubic Hair on Chelsea",
"well this one's called "Ass Rape" and were shooting the jail scene",


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The music video for Eminem's single Hello / Insane has already been viewed 17,871 times since it was posted on Monday, May 25, 2009. The video belongs to the music genre of Hip-Hop.

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